who in they bed #bedtime

las minas: estoy aburrida hay q inventar la misoginia pero para las mascotas

romanticizing my commute by listening to bad bunny at 8 am

not everyone got it the first time. but i did open.spotify.com/track/1rmEsOez…

yo con mi salud

Proxima categoria para tutti frutti: cosas que te hacen un buen goy

Dear hiring manager, I am seeking an entry-level position as the CEO of your company

I don’t care what a girl who’s scared of frizzy hair thinks is chic

Ever since I was a young child I yearned to synthesise workflows and streamline operational processes

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

#DeleteAllTheAppsOffYourPhone #TweetedFromSafari

- yo nunca pude ver el vestido color blanco y dorado, no lo entiendo realmente - diputado estamos discutiendo la ley de glaciares

me tweeting

Growing up I doubted my attraction to men because of how everyone went on about Channing Tatum

ahhddjfjdkfjfjf lola core

Adding cleavage to the LinkedIn profile pic #WhenPushComesToShove

y yo soy una.