Umjolo needs gifts, dinner, table for 2, making love, spa dates. Hlukana neWashing yabafana. 😭✋

I love how something can be the BIGGEST problem in your life and 6 months pass and you legitimately cannot even remember how bad of a problem it was 🤣

I can't explain a story to someone without telling them multiple stories within that story. I need you to have context and that context needs more context 😂😭

I don't want this to go unsaid amakhehla abelungu are the biggest perverts emhlabeni 🤞🏼😭

I have periods in my life, where I don't want to be seen or heard. I don't want to be talked to, I don't want to go anywhere, I don't want to be called, I don't want to be around people. And it is not because I’m in a bad mood. I just need space to recharge sometimes.

I like being the way I am, a little distant from everyone, direct when necessary, with a serious face, I don't talk to just anyone, nor do I try to fit in where I don't want to be, and the truth is I am calm and at peace like this

the universe is obsessed with sending me money from unexpected sources

Never did, I fantasised about making money & a lot of it not a wedding

Copycat behaviour is silent ENVY!

someone treating you shitty in the middle of your grief is something you don’t forgive or forget

I hate talking to new people because the concept of me not liking calls really does take time to sink in with most.😭

as long as the option to remove myself from the equation lies solely in my hands, NOBODY will treat me badly in this lifetime.

I don’t even want a man to choose me, I just want an HR recruiter to say this is her, we’re taking her. Wheeeew that’s what I need😭✋🏽

You can tell how someone sees you by what they assume about you. Respect shows up in assumptions too.

UPON GETTING MARRIED, a WOMAN must live better than she lived alone. NEVER WORSE.

Cause of death: Farfetch Customs😔🕊️

Currently unavailable for izinto ezikhiphisana imali until further notice

Nothing exposes low effort men like your birthday . If he fumbled your birthday , imagine the rest of your life with him.

The only thing that dims my spark is being broke. Not a man. Soon as the money’s right, I’m back like lightning.