Mikhail Gorbachev was a big fan of ‘Twin Peaks’ and asked George H.W. Bush to find out for him who killed Laura Palmer. David Lynch was contacted by the producers on behalf of the president but didn’t tell them the answer.

Steven Crowder changed his bio to say #1 Conservative Daily show a day after Charlie was murdered lmfao

Everybody's talking about how Eddington precogged the Charlie Kirk thing but nobody's talking about how Caught Stealing retroprecogged a playoff chase between the Giants and Mets.

Cal is 3-0. Share this with 5 friends or you will get spookied by the Calgorithm.

Do it, Beil!

“Mr. Eastwood does not celebrate birthdays in this manner” goes so hard

Bruce Springsteen came in today and says he wants the worlds largest gummy bear so we get it for him and he says how much is it I say it’s 30 dollars and he just stares at me like this and then walks away shaking his head, inflation getting everybody

Chris A They closed the factory down, In my hometown, And the union, they just cut and run. I walked in there, For a gummy bear, And the man said, “Thirty dollars, son.” So I had none…

Hrm, well, yes, um, this might be, um, *licks lips*, uh, uh, the worst idea in, er, um, that is, the history of bad ideas.

Twenty-thousand years of this, seven more to go...Hey, what can you say? We were overdue, but it'll be over soon...

Lotta wiggle room here. What did the founders say about failed steak salesmen using the machinery of the executive branch to bring spineless C-Suiters to heel?

Now eight? ("MAGA")

Another "No Kings" march with wacky homemade signs should fix all this

I don’t know if the country can handle SNL coming back at this time

It'll only be American Ragnarok if he can take out the all-powerful Lorne Michaels and have NBC run late-night repeats of The Apprentice. (More possible than one would think given LM's age.)

Broke: American authoritarianism in motion Woke: The Establishment Left thinking that this media real estate still matters is part of the problem

Excited for the Iliad tomorrow.

Megadoc, the Megalopolis documentary, is so good. 99% of the cast and crew just blindly trusting Coppola as he pursues his terrible vision, except for Shia LaBeouf, who takes it upon himself to spend every day antagonizing Coppola in exclusively pointless ways.