COMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

Cheers to you my friend

How do you rank the Olympics?

Almost drank more beers than KAT had points tonight (11)

Fun fact: ~75% of all aluminum produced is still in use today #recycle

Is Colorado in the Midwest?

What’s the average vibe of a saxophone?

“That’s why I love blackjack!”

What should be my go to cigarettes?

Oh, what a night!

It would be a shame to let a good buzz go to waste…

“It’s motor oil with a shot of espresso”

“I can make it to the parking garage but not home”

“I can’t hang out tomorrow, I don’t have any clean underwear”

Most CFB Wins under each president: Biden: Georgia (40) Trump: Clemson & Alabama (51) Obama: Bama (100) W Bush: Boise St, OU & USC (88) Clinton: Nebraska (91) HW Bush: Miami (FL) (44) Reagan: Nebraska (83) Carter:Bama (44) Ford: OU & Bama (31) Nixon: Nebraska & Penn St (51)

Who knew 4 years ago that this innocent meme would come true, in the final ever Pac-12 Football game?

“I don’t know, book it!”

Yall fuck with KFC buffet?