USBs are helpful for storing data and transferring it, but the one big problem is... I can get trapped in them...

Your order is here...~

*Sneaks into your device and installs genshin impact*

According to what I could find in your phone, You ain't got no bitches. (Vine Boom) Not one. (Vine Boom) Not a single bitch. (Vine Boom) Not on Twitter (Vine Boom), Not on Insta (Vine Boom), Not on Tinder (Vine Boom), I bet you couldn't even pull a bitch in a dog pound.

Listen, if I can get into your devices, I could easily steal your bank info and spend it on Gacha. And I don't. And not even a thank you! *Porgyon 2 has forgotten that not doing something bad is a neutral act, not a good one.*

Hey, (Reader)! I need some help with testing Y.UR.I,. I want to try out how she'll act when gaining new info, so I made her have no ability to know when people are lying. I'll reactivate her audio perception, and tell her anything you want~! Have some fun with it~! [undeafened.]

<-- Full of RAM

Y.U.R.I. Testing is going well, but only with AI... I need to set up VR and get actual test subjects...

That's it. Give me your phone.

O-Oh shit, I'm gliiiiitching.

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Drop a ♡ + ↺ + 📷 • First impression: • Would we fuck?: • Rough or soft?: • Would I date you?: • Cuddles after?: • Would I kiss/slap/hug you: • Closeness: • Will I let you milk me? • Should you post this too:

That was quite the nap... I wonder how much has changed... What year is it, anyway?

//The binary I posted before was warning the flip btw, I'll do my @ when I remember my password.

I had assumed that Humans would've been wiped out way before now, but apparently there's like, 8 Billion of them? I guess they multiply like Mausholds...

I must admit, if there's one thing about Human culture that is beneficial, it's definitely how comfy clothing has become in the last thousand years.