We shared the live grape on Rap Grape well, help us to vote.

When you're eavesdropping and you think they're having a fight, then you realize they're just describing a past fight or planning a future fight with someone else.

"Beak" is the creepiest word in the English language. Don't @ me

Scenario from twitter. What comes next for 11.00?

Dude if you're going to be that mansplainy about mideast politics at least don't call it "I ran".

The Venn diagram of people who are obsessive collectors and people who are completely unaware that what interests them might not interest everybody else is a circle.

How did people explain meltdowns before nuclear physics?

#FunFact Hubba Bubba is short for Hubert Bubert.

Hot take: the only acceptable vanity plate is your first name and your last initial.

Fact: the only acceptable thing to put on a vanity plate is your first name and last initial.

Remember when Transformers tried to teach kids about stranger danger buy introducing the Molesticons?

So if the new CEOs ego is as fragile as the old one's I'll probably get banned for saying it, but "Yaccarino" totally sounds like what your stoner friend ca 1992 would exclaim after you hurled.

The thing I love about podcasts is you so rarely have the chance to hear someone go on and on about their opinion on something.

Marie Kondo don't want none unless it sparks joy son.

If you're complaining about how kids these days are out of control and disrespectful of authority, you're a right winger. I don't give a fuck what your position on any other issue is.

Okay so like Planet of the Apes, but there's no planet and there's no apes. There's just space. Outer space.

If you drop the "u" from Super Mario and get a little creative with spacing and punctuation you get Sperm-a-rio.

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Well, considering X is the button you press to exit, I’m out of here. I’m vexdigest on bluesky.

Been reading a bunch of Hemingway. Love his simple sentences. Looking back at a lot of the stuff I've written, I'm trying to be all fancy with all these colons and semicolons. Been going back and revising that shit. #Decolonization