For anyone not watching love island, there was a scene in the finale where a couple is actively breaking up during their final date in a candlelit grotto and suddenly a woman appears and starts singing Moon River to them on a karaoke machine. Incredible television

*sees old people living healthy, fulfilling lives in clean public spaces with lots of friends* "Ah, yes, China is up to their evil ways once again."

A lot of people woud benefit from bieng under my control with no free will

Absolutely cruel that the weather today in Chicago is literally perfect but the air is poison

the thoughtfulness & delicate maneuvering of this kitty is typical of cats. by contrast, a d*g would overturn the entire platter & run off with a dozen slices of sausage in its jaws.

Millennials I am coming to you live from Lollapalooza to report that ankle socks are back in

God's Country

I went on my concussion boyfriend's sports podcast and announced my new album Liz

Who the fuck is Aaron Water

Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that

It's always "oh I want to be an engineer" "I want to be a woman in STEM" until Taylor Swift gets engaged on the clock and not one member of your all male team brings it up

The fact that first ever American contestant on Love Island UK, perhaps the UK's only modern cultural export, was flown in to compete, and then won the whole thing might be the most damning indicator of British decline in recent memory. The US may still have the juice

what are some good petards for someone who’s just getting into being hoisted

SOME OF US haven't forgotten

This video has had so much legs in my household to the point that the last thing my husband said to me before I was wheeled into emergency surgery this weekend was "you gotta be brave for me, buddy. You gotta dole out wisdom and prophecy in equal measure"

Imo the fault of the last decades is that we've become very non moral panicky about our digital lives, allowing our brains to be fried in the process & very moral panicky about anything physical, stifling medical progress, normal childhood experiences & becoming general wimps.

Checked my post-op report and folks, they're saying I have the most normal thoughts of all time

Whether or not this is true (it's not), it rules to go to China and realize all of their cities have huge areas of elevated walkways just like this but better and this is the best we can do.