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CREATING A SELFIE FORMAT TO FEATURE MY FEET AND MY FACE AT THE SAME TIME. I WOULD SAY IT’S IN POPULAR DEMAND. BUT NO. IT ISN’T. I JUST WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING NEW AND FRESH.

when tweets like this inevitably come up after an ontologically evil US military bombardment you really have to wonder if people think the Vietnamese + Afghanis + Iraqis who were raped and tortured and murdered considered if their tormentors were poor or marginalized

I’ve never been to a party with a punch bowl. feels like I missed out on a classic situation

people who speak to you from outside the bathroom door are psychopathic

lighter that matches my bong

my ftm groceries when I was 16 I wanted to kill myself when I heard the word vagina

its fire how old people start talking and just dont stop

ok mine yay I haven't been anywhere North: Glacier national park East: Denver-ish South: Phoenix West: Olympic peninsula

keep getting ads for a supplement to reduce eye floaters. you want me to get rid of my friends? you want me to kill the family of globs that bounce around my world when i get no sleep?

You don’t need to wash your water bottle or your bed sheets or anything. Everything will eventually become clean because of a great big fire

Tweet I would have made if I had this app when I was 9

this x files episode has like ten different thirty second long strobe scenes

Today we brought an Electricity network in the primary care department back to life.

just had a dream i met dan and Phil and they were so nice

It's almost like generations are arbitrary and the obsession with finding increasingly obscure dividing lines is just another way for people to feel like part of a community without doing anything

That arfid dick got me acting unwise