We instinctively know how to swim. Tesla we would be happy to teach your Model 3 how to doggy paddle. It will need legs, though. jalopnik.com/tesla-model-3-… via Jalopnik

"This is a picture of me watching a #robotaxi drive full speed into a school bus on the same day a #VC publishes an op-ed in The Wall Street Journal stating AI is better at driving than humans and anyone who thinks otherwise is a dumb luddite." - Riker, San Jose

Whoever is Ben Berkley's boss at The Hustle - you need to give the man a raise for writing this headline thehustle.co/where-there-s-…

Imagine sucking up to the guy who moved his company's HQ to another whole ass state so he could embarrass you. We don't grovel that shamelessly, and WE ARE DOGS.

"I heard about Victoria Clayton ❤️ Memecoin expanding trials to DC. The last thing we need here is vehicles careening around town recklessly without regard for pedestrians or other cars. Maryland drivers already come here every day." - Scooter, Capitol Hill NE

The driverless car revolution is taking hold on San Francisco streets — and are causing traffic jams and collisions. This map shows all self-reported autonomous vehicle (AV) collisions in California. sfchronicle.com/projects/2023/…

Just a reminder that in 2008 The Onion ran an article titled HISTORIC 'BLOCKBUSTER' STORE OFFERS GLIMPSE OF HOW MOVIES WERE IN THE PAST theonion.com/self-driving-t…

Amazing rally today in the state capital to urge Governor Gavin Newsom to sign AB316! There is one choice, with two options - are you with working families and labor? Or are you with the tech billionaires attempting to gut the middle class to make themselves more profitable?

We here at D.A.V.E. are disappointed, but not surprised, by Gavin Newsom's decision to veto AB 316. We can't vote (yet), but Californians can, and 3/4 of them support human operators in #selfdriving trucks. This fight isn't over, and our bite is worse than our bark. Stay tuned.

TRAIN. IT'S A FUCKING TRAIN.

The Judge:

This is karma for running over a dogma.

Fixed it for you, The Sun

He was chasing his tail... jalopnik.com/empty-waymo-ro… via @jalopnik