They went through so much trouble to make The Mummy (1999) as realistic as possible just to give a pharaoh of the nineteenth dynasty the crown of lower egypt.

"Oh where is the nearest trash receptacle or recycling center?" Right here hoss.

Evan One day science will allow us to burn our trash directly on a coral reef.

Look ill say it, Jimmy Beast knows how to make a good chocolate bar

In my dream last night I was told I was speaking too loud.

Good news for word processor fans

Lays BBQ chips on a burger with a koolaid chiller after swimming for 8 hours straight would go so hard rn

Hauntavirus? That boat is full of ghosts?

My grandmother's favorite food is apparently the southwest eggroll from chili's.

Recorded myself dropping a package off for a carhartt return because I don't trust Michigan anymore.

Having trouble opening these files from 1999. Maybe floppy isn't the storage solution for the future.

We growing semiquincentennial beards btw

Commenting "yeah I could do that" on videos of animatronics.

Another year of forgetting to cancel my britbox. It's fine, it's my most expensive subscription but it's also the only one I feel like I get my money's worth from.