The Phillies’ $927 million Big Five -- Bryce Harper, Trea Turner, J.T. Realmuto, Nick Castellanos, and Kyle Schwarber, in order of payroll outlay -- are 2-for-26 with 11 strikeouts and two walks through 14 NLDS innings.

Again - It’s the same shit every single year. Over & over. Same team. No bullpen. No offense when it matters. The regular season awards are super fun, but miss me with all of those… If you can’t show up when it matters most, none of it matters. I am sad. This really sucks.

LETS BUNT THE SLOWEST GUY ON THE TEAM OVER WITH THE GAME ON THE LINE

The decision to bunt Stott should be all they need to fire Rob’s dumb ass. Every year he finds a way to make WORSE decisions

JT Realmuto hit 4th for most of the second half and has been at least somewhat productive this series But Rob Thomson is going to die on the hill of Alec Bohm hitting cleanup Fire him, please.

The fact Nola is pitching tonight with the season on the line is absolutely hilarious

BUNTING TO START THE GAME IS SUCH AN F YOU TO EVERY FAN 😭

Jalen Hurts gets a D- tonight. Patullo count your days buddy

Mailata has been bad this year

Time to have a convo about how fucking terrible Jordan Mailata has been

This just can't happen

Jalen Hurts looks absolutely terrible tonight

Another Eagles sports take: I would consider promoting Scot Loeffler to play caller in Philadelphia. Current QB coach. He was my alma mater’s head coach for 6 years. Unbelievable knowledge for the game offensively. Responsible for scheming Harold Fannin into the greatest

XAVIER GIPSON KEEP YOUR ASS IN DALLAS

11:50 EST and Kevin Patullo still has a job

This eagles team has no fucking nuts

Jalen Hurts is a bottom tier QB when it comes to READING a defense. Easily 10 TD’s wide open on film this year that he has missed. Not all Patullo’s fault. O Line sucks too.

Tyler Shough isn’t as bad as i thought

Mailata needs to look into rugby again.

Jalen Hurts. Can’t defend that. You recover the ball… go down