when people complain about how “people just smoke weed outside wherever they want now! everywhere smells like weed!” i just keep my mouth shut because ive been contributing to that since it was illegal everywhere

Your biggest glow-up happens when you date someone whose venus matches your rising sign.

The ozempic wave was a CIA operation to get Americans back down to enlistment weight 💀💀💀

Clicking through Instagram stories is just watching everyone you went to school with endure the same mass psychosis via political infographics

Once you experience, at least once in your life, being very right when the rest of the world was telling you that you were very wrong, then you become immune to groupthink and herd mentality, as you've learned firsthand that most people don't know what they are talking about:

A hotel? Nonsense. You’ll sleep here on our fold out couch in the middle of our living room with all of our cats.

The paradox of maturing is that you arrive back at the child

How are people so oblivious to the fact that being abused is very fucking likely to drive you insane? Acting out doesn’t prove the abuser is innocent, on the contrary. I hate the "perfect victim" mindset.

A saint recognizes the depths of their evil in the same way a genius recognizes their complete and total stupidity.

It’s good to periodically prompt your chatbot about something you know exceptionally well, just to remind yourself that it doesn’t know what it’s talking about.

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

Being more real: worrying about your body being “ruined” from pregnancy is insane. Yes, take care of yourself, be as healthy as possible- but realize that being unable to let go of that fear is the maiden clinging on as you age. It’s time to become the mother. Own it, cherish it.

Bilinen gezegenler arasında, Dünya ağaçlara sahip olan tek yerdir. Bu nedenle, kozmik ölçekte, odunun elmaslardan bile daha nadir olabileceği belirtiliyor. Aslında evrendeki en büyük lüks, her gün yanından geçip gittiğimiz ağaçlarımızdır.

All people are made equal in the sight of God. We all have one Sun, one Moon, and all the planets and signs and houses and all the zodiac in our charts. We all have the same stuff, distributed differently, but all the same stuff. And so, when a person has extra strengths and

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

You child's desperation for outside approval is a measure of your home's weakness. Two things every father must build: 1. A home culture so strong your kids know who they are before they walk out the front door. Where they belong. Where they matter more than the random kid down

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