I like that. No swings for Shohei, please.

Please take Otani out before

If you lined up a hundred Yankees fans, THAT’s the guy who I’d expect to do that.

Seems about right.

People tell me I’m negative, pessimistic, don’t have faith. Well FUCK YOU I WONDER WHY!!!

Fuck man, is Muncy even breathing?

It’s ok, I’m sure Flaherty will turn it around

Good strategy Roberts, let’s give away this one and maybe Game 6 too. It’s only the fucking World Series

Fuuuuuuuuuck. I thought i had grown up, and that shit like this wouldn’t bother me anymore

I have to watch this garbage for another 7 innings?

My kids are getting to experience the DODGERS CHOKE version of their father, and, uh, they’re not loving it

They just tried to lock me in the pantry.

At least Shohei has a great reason for sucking. What’s everyone else’s excuse?

TIED MOTHERFUCKER TIED

Ok, now let’s see how Roberts can fuck this up

Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

I repeat

Nausea setting in, big time

Seems a little surreal. Wow

Fuck.