Curtains rise upon our unmistakably battle-hardened protagonist: Cremaster the Outlaster, dreaded warchief of the savage Kegel Inveiglers.

love is a battlefield and your mom is halliburton.

when monkeys won't do, there is always ninja.

is not ready to be jesus-old.

palindromal years don't count.

with whom do you associate these intense, electrally-tainted paternal sentiments? in lieu of my proper name, 'you, daddy!' will suffice.

swindle some brindled-grindle to rekindle your dwindled-spindle.

indelibly etched in the annals of (your mom's) history.

he's too high to get over, too low to get under; stuck in the middle, his pain was thunder.

the trends justify the memes.

les paul's legacy and effect on the course of musical culture completely and utterly dwarfs MJ's. and that is really saying something.

hello again, twitter. you are quite the lurid, tempestuous glut of americanized english today. #beenawhile #soiguesswerehashtaggingstuffnow

happy birthday, world!

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