Today in #Twatematics : #BLS meet together to form Sin- and Co-sinusoidal wave pattern of infinite suck.

Also in #Twatematics Eric J. Chucci has been proven to *Still* be the worst GM, Announcer and Human in All Of Wrestling.

Finally in #WorldNews : hide Kitazawa announces new alliance with Lizard People in the Centre of the Earth; Promises Reign of Terror.

This has been your #hKE News for today, more when I fucking well feel like it. From the Engineerium, this is Your Raptor Messiah signing off

Praise be to the Interwebz, that I can find someone to succinctly respond to @NAlexander_NGIW so that I don't have to youtu.be/gFhrMiEvwYA

#Spoilers for NGIW Vice: hide Kitazawa foils alien invasion; leaves planet ripe for invasion of the Lizard People. #MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kill All The Humans.

I AM RISEN.

I'M NOT. VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE. Eric J. Chucci Bisenshi Sakura

Important testing occurs tonight. Please ignore any sightings of a flying t-rex and DO NOT PANIC. ONLY DIE.

WHO TOLD THIS LITTLE MAN MY SECRET. SECURITY MEASURES MUST BE IMPROVED. @TheBrickSharks

You are right to be scared, Harley Torres.

My hydraulic fluid supplier has failed me for the LAST TIME. Would appreciate suggestions for reliable sources of suitable hydraulic fluid