I'm 10 years Clean & Sober today & yes we celebrate with funfetti cake. The comeback is always greater than the setback

Bumper sticker idea: “Keep honking, I’m listening to Beyoncé’s anthem ‘Halo’ from the 2008 album ‘I AM…SASHA FIERCE’”

every Texan I know:

Been granting wishes like a genie

Abella Danger? The sports fan?

No such thing as halfway crooks

Eugene Levy remembers his #SchittsCreek co-star and longtime friend, Catherine O’Hara. “Words seem inadequate to express the loss I feel today,” Levy wrote. “I had the honor of knowing and working with the great Catherine O’Hara for over fifty years. From our beginnings on the

steve and marty pay tribute to catherine o'hara at their show in austin, texas ✨

Bicentennial Man is good, actually

The genuine answer to this is: Be in a low-paying government office job for 5 years. Then be in a mid-paying government office job for another 5 years. Then be in a high-paying government office for the rest of your life

People are being so weird about Cheekface on Twitter Dot Com

Stop Making Sense is very possibly the greatest piece of recorded performance art of our era

Seeing a whole bunch of musicians and music writers circling the wagons around a band using astroturf accounts makes me feel a lot better about using Spotify!

Death Grips and it’s not even close

Crazy that her name was “Nancy Drew” and not “Herlock Holmes”

Call 911 and ask em does ICE MF T give a Fuck… lol

When you’re a movie guy and you wake up early and watch 3 great movies before noon, your day is actually kind of a bust cause there’s really nowhere else to go from there