Worth the 27 hour drive! Insane game!! Congrats LAFC #MLSCup

.John McCarthy got that dawg in him. 😤

When he bragged about sexual assault, they moved the line. Invited Russia to send Hillary’s emails, they moved the line again. When he mocked a disabled reporter, called women dogs, disparaged a POW, attacked a Gold Star family & insulted a military widow, they moved the line

Bruh I have not seen a level of self own like this in years. Joe Rogan is an idiot.

ig story: “wait for it” [Narrator] he did not, in fact, wait for it.

Is it possible to catch Peyronie’s disease? Could use a lil swang in that thang.

Denver gave homeless people $1,000 a month, no strings attached. A year later: *45% secured housing *Taxpayers saved $590k because of fewer visits to the hospital, jail and shelters *People used the money on groceries, rent, hygiene, clothes and transportation *Mental health

It’s a movement. ✊🏼

Elon Musk (Elon Musk) paid $44 billion dollars for a social media platform so that he could promote Donald Trump and MAGA. It's one of the most expensive (if not the most expensive) campaign tools for a politician ever deployed. It's a $44 billion dollar propaganda machine.

Show me somebody who doesn’t like a #hardboiledegg and I’ll show you there’s nobody there.

WHO DID THIS?

No disrespect but I reckon I could be an Olympic fencer within six months.

[Me, an Angeleno, struggling for conversation]: been in any new fires lately?

Jan finally opens her restaurant. Names taken. Names taken Names taken Names taken. That works.

Imagine walking into ben franklins office and he got a labubu on his desk. Mad respect. Ahead of his time.

Oh, you’re thankful for me huh? And where’s my 40% off coupon??

#GivingTuesday?? Sure, give me another promo code.

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.