Too easy. Cash it 💰 👨🏻‍⚕️

I love making all my friends money! I’m no superhero, but I am some people’s hero that’s for sure.

Today’s prescription.

Live line the Dodgers

This is it, this is the one.

Time for you all to meet my favorite nurse. 32 year old blonde with the ass of a 20 year old. Racked up like you wouldn’t believe. She’s such a tease

I have awoken from my coma. I spoke to God, and he said he’d never take me on a losing streak. Born a winner and imma die a winner. Is this a risky parlay to make a return with? Sure. But it’s also a lock so fuck you.

I’ve been napping. Now I’m awake. The bookies are literally shaking uncontrollably. I studied medicine for 32 years in 4 different countries. My best diagnosis is panic- because the Doctor is back. Parlay dropping in 30.

What’s better than waking up rich? Bottom two bad momba jombas are ATP Tennis plays. Overseas. Overnight. Don’t even try to watch. Get your 8 hours and wake up rock hard. - Doctor

My brothers. Against all odds, I received the twitter password back in my divorce settlement. I am back. Parlay: 🏀 Suns ML College 🏀 N Texas ML College 🏀 Cal -3 *buy half point +419 Cash it and buy yourself a burner phone.