my professor was really nice and goated. she gets 5 big booms on rate my professor.

my girlfriend supports the caffeine addiction and bought me a pump cover shirt… i’m gonna buy her a ring pop (i’m to broke for a diamond ring)

masculinity is knowing you could take on 100 bears with a six shooter half loaded

fuckers are lucky i play chess online. nice play, you ate my blundered queen and due to you being inside my monitor youve also avoided eating this right hook.

man low key. i think i fuckin hate my job 🤌🏻

knew i was in a bad mood when i got jealous of the characters in final destination

Some JJK fans are allowed to operate vehicles and that scares me.

this is how me and my woman get around town btw.

it’s a sad day… (went to work and the building is still intact)

i went from lifting to be healthy and happy to lifting to make sure i’m forever able to pick my girlfriend up like the princess she is…

y’all love sea food but hate on my shrimp wee wee. this place (earth) is actually a prison 🥀

this one’s about you!! “Manchild” is out this Thursday 6/5 8pm EST♥️ special 7” vinyl available now. sabrinacarpenter.lnk.to/Manchild7in

i’m on the phone with my woman fighting for my life on the toilet trying to keep the farts quiet so i don’t leak the fact i’m actually suffering

might have chronic diarrhea the way duty calls 🔥

Leg day :(

small social media break time. save the world, my final message. good bye 👋🏻