Hi. Richard Trager. Doctor. Business man extraordinaire. Known for sellin' the dream.

"Ya know you could just... not come over to my territory if you didn't wanna hear my voice that bad. Crazy how it really is that simple."

Well today is your lucky day! Because this man is not a certified doctor! He just likes to play pretend. "Ooh! A detective, huh? What's it like workin' side by side with pigs, pal?"

((my Trager is fading cause my sleep meds are kicking in. I'm gonna head to bed. Goodnight y'all! Whenever you go to bed))

((Hi! Sorry I haven't been on. Idk if any of you guys remember me talking about my dog, but it turns out her back problems were a slipped disk in her spine. So I've been EXTREMELY stressed and just... didn't need horror in my life-))

My plans: 2020:

Frank do be lookin' kinda snacky lately, doe. 🤤

The hell's that supposed to mean?

((twitter just gave me a bunch of my accounts back yesterday. What is this-))

"Stop vague postin' about me. Jesus."

Gay porn has to be cgi no way people are actually doing that

balls

Why the hell am I being pspsps'd like a cat? C'mon. I think I'm more of a puppy, myself.

"Hardly. Sometimes I just like comin' out of the woodworks for time to time, and this time I just happened to hear a cat call. Though, I do wish it were a different type of cat call. Hah!"

"Ain't it 2023? You're really gonna be body shamin' me? Damn. And I thought you were better than that, Heath."

((wish I remembered how Twitter RP worked... I've been rping on discord exclusively for 2 years now.... I'm rusty-))

"Well, my realistic standard is that I should be cat called any time I show up. Not sure what's so unrealistic about that? I mean, c'mon. Look at me."

"Y'know me, babe, better than most others. I'm a pacifist. Couldn't hurt a fly, let alone threaten another person to call me pretty. But, hey, I guess if a guy's cornered, he's gotta to what he's gotta do."

((work got busy-- 😩))

"Naw, babe. Just cause you think so lowly of yourself doesn't mean that *I* don't need everyone scramblin' to kiss my feet."