Not a chance, poofer! RT Claudine Crane: Ooh! Valentine's Day in a month! I wonder if Dr. Amy Ludwig will let me write valentines for her!

Get my bag, Claudine Crane! RT Jadence Chiara: Alcide Herveaux 's wolfpack is spreading faster than a case of herpes.

She gets it! Leave me alone, Orion! Too busy! RT Lacey Daniels: Dr. Orion Caelis Its Smackdown, you should not bug her, yo.

-narrows eyes at Jack Daniels-

Don't be a big baby, Thomas Amoroso ! You're cluttering up the floor! Michelle Dashwood

-slaps a bandaid on Dr. Orion Caelis's forehead- Take an aspirin! Walk it off! Michelle Dashwood He'll be fine. Now quit cluttering up my floor,...

-glares at her phone when the text alert goes off- Too busy! -grabs the phone to read the message from Eric Northman- You're on, fanger.

-has one of the orderlies get together the security footage- Get it to Eric Northman. Too busy to do so myself. -plays Solitaire-

-landed in Boston, Massachusetts to attend the WWE Money in the Bank pay-per-view match, intends on taking a wrestler home as a souvenir-

Don't know why Orion is answering. I'm obviously the sexy Supe doctor around here.

February 8th. Great. -calls out to Dr. Orion Caelis- You get the emergency rooms ready, I'll prep the body bags!

I'm gonna make bank tonight!

Don't judge me, Red. RT Michelle Dashwood: She seems really happy about the possibility of people getting hurt tonight...or you know killed.

-unzips one of the body bags, makes a face- Dr. Orion Caelis! Found one that's a little ripe. Where's the Febreze?

Acknowledging this is a consultation. The bill is in the mail. RT {Vampire} Pam: Dr. Amy Ludwig is such a ray of fuckin sunshine..

I am the sexy Supe doctor. Know your facts, Orion!

@PeteMurphyTB *snorts* Definitely no demon in you boy. Not unless Dave Conway and you get a little too close for Alyx Conway's comfort.

*promptly licks up the bead of blood, smacks lips before spitting it out on Pam Ravenscroft's carpet* What are you involved with?

*heads out of Pam Ravenscroft's house, dials Claudine Crane while lugging the medical bag around* I need an assistant the vamps won't eat.

*jumps as poofs in Claudine Crane, reaches up and grabs her hand* C'mon, back to the clinic. There's a Wrestlemania DVD waiting for me.