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I remember my passwords by going into my Mind Palace and going to my Mind Desk where my Mind Computer has 1password installed

If US banks actually deployed instant bank transfers I think the funniest outcome is apps would use small payments as 2FA, replacing SMS

The USPS tracking website always has a flashing banner saying “ALERT: Disgruntled satraps along the River Jaxartes plotting open rebellion against Persepolis may cause delays to final delivery of your mail and packages”

Best Buy search be like “everything is computer”

There are files in the computer you just have to get them out

“The first iPhones didn’t come with an App Store and you had to hack it to install apps” is approaching “Netflix used to mail you DVDs” level of unbelievability

In Cambridge ma there’s a cool skate park near a concrete plant

cutting edge medical tech is "we invented a little elf that can do surgery with its tiny hands"

Need me the bulk Orbs storage

“We have Falcon Heavy at home”

This is not true you can come out of stealth as many times as you want. I did it twice today already

Be not afraid

So Starlink killed burning man right?

New SpaceX merch dropping (10 leaf clover)

Example of crumbling employee-employer social contract is people are flagrantly posting backstage Disney videos. These used to be taboo only a couple years ago.

welcome to laser welding club. our motto is “go big or go blind”