I prefer to think of myself as an ‘uxorious gentleman.’ tmblr.co/ZVrYARd4ZaW6ea…

The -other four inevitable stages- of the ‘Citan Uzuki account’ ‘follower.’

If there is ‘one thing’ I cannot stand, it is ‘God.’ If there are ‘two things,’ they are ‘God’ and ‘women.’ tmblr.co/ZVrYARd4jRaAqy…

“For sale: ‘Xenogears,’ never played.” The ‘saddest, shortest story’ in ‘the English language.’ tmblr.co/ZVrYARd4nowSCW…

“Can Midori come out to play?” you ask. No. She cannot. Not for -you-. I do not ‘care’ that you ‘go to the same school,’ nor do I ‘care’ that you ‘are friends.’ Indeed I shall order her to end that ‘friendship’ forthwith. Why? My dear boy, you... tmblr.co/ZVrYARd53DFDmu…

Great news, everyone! It turns out that, according to the ‘Twitter dot com intellectual’ known as ‘at sign Jon four four four four four four four four,’ this hashtag is not ‘hate speech.’ Rather, it is ‘on par with normal Twitter satire,’ but ‘at the expense of trans people.’

What? You want me to ‘write a prescription’ for you to ‘take to the pharmacy’? Why would I do such a thing? I did not go into business to ‘make money for other people.’ And I do not care if you ‘need’ it. I became a doctor for one reason, and... tmblr.co/ZVrYARd57vP-Se…

If ‘you’ can believe ‘it,’ it is ‘Friday once again.’ tmblr.co/ZVrYARd5NloOaq…

‘Xenogears’ is more important than '9/11.’ Does that make 'you’ feel 'uncomfortable’? It makes 'me’ feel 'like shit’ to 'say it’ … but, it is true. tmblr.co/ZVrYARd5RmkuKm…

Did you know? This text was removed from ‘Final Fantasy VII’ before its 1997 release for 'continuity problems’ (not only was Aeris to have said this 'before her death,’ but '9/11’ had 'not even happened yet’). However, it can still be found in... tmblr.co/ZVrYARd5Ry7pSi…

Instead of boycotting ‘Mein Kampf’ entirely to protest ‘Hitler’s bigotry,’ why not just take the ‘Mein Kampf’ franchise (IP) and turn it into a symbol of Jewish Rights? Make it so that ‘everything about it’ represents equal rights for all,... tmblr.co/ZVrYARd5UuZHqi…

You ‘watch movies’? Not I, for ‘books’ are objectively superior. ‘Books,’ you see, allow us to ‘self-medicate.’ To ‘determine our dosage’ and ‘properly adjust’ for an ‘optimum kick.’ But ‘movies’? They are ‘large injections’ given by ‘huge... tmblr.co/ZVrYARd5jsjnuq…

Very excited to see that the showrunner behind ‘The Last of Us’ is planning to adapt ‘Xenogears’! tmblr.co/ZVrYARd5k0gvWy…

As I have probably mentioned, I typically read ‘12+ books’ ‘simultaneously.’ But ‘all 12+’ of them are (usually) not the length of ‘Tolstoy’s War and Peace’! No, I typically strive for a ‘healthy mix’ of ‘long and short’ among the dozen (or... tmblr.co/ZVrYARd5k4gN8e…

How would I describe myself? I suppose I would say that I am an exceptionally tall, friendly polyamorist, eager to talk about many things but especially my high IQ and ‘sexual philosophies.’ tmblr.co/ZVrYARd5kDX_yq…

The ‘core ethos’ for ‘Ren and Stimpy’ is ‘Christian values.’ tmblr.co/ZVrYARd62KgBym…

‘Xenogears’ is a horror game made in ‘RPG Maker VX Ace.’ The game shifts from ‘being’ ‘cute’ to ‘creepy’ with ‘an impactful contrast.’ ‘Xenogears’ is inspired by several other ‘RPG horror games’ such as ‘Final Fantasy Mystic Quest’ and ‘Brain... tmblr.co/ZVrYARd67jTSau…

“A group of ‘Gamers’ (‘lol’) would have great difficulty enacting a ‘tableau vivant’ of ‘the Nativity,’ for although there are obviously a great many ‘Virgins’ among them, there is not a single ‘Wise Man’ to be found.” — Citan Uzuki tmblr.co/ZVrYARd6BqNOaa…

‘Nintendo’ is doing poorly because they are incapable of producing ‘best-of-breed hardware.’ Hundreds of millions of people already carry powerful, well-made touchscreen computers with them everywhere they go. Why would anyone want an... tmblr.co/ZVrYARd6ONSJaa…

After ‘a transitional month (or so)’ of ‘cross-posting’ from ‘fucking’ ‘Tumblr dot com’ to ‘this’ ‘godforsaken place,’ the time has come for me to leave Elon ‘Fuckchunk’ Musk’s platform for good. This account will remain as an archive of ‘my wisdom,’ but expect ‘no posts’ here.