Me (5'10", femme), going to a Kae Tempest performance with my 5'6" shaven-headed butch partner, looking out over a room full of variations on the same person

French cuisine: Je suis incredibly fancy. Even our toasties are called croque monsieurs Moi, a gourmet: Doesn’t Croque monsieur just mean Mister Crunch? French cuisine: Je ne sais pas what point you’re trying to make Moi: And his wife Mrs Crunch has a little fried egg as a hat

Estrogen: Titty skittles Methylphenidate: Sitty skittles

no, you're believing other people... who are making it up probably 12 year olds that's worse you see how that's worse, right?

yeah, that's why we have side shaves

I think somebody's starting to realise that she's made herself look very silly on the internet

apparently it's not 'high camp', it's 'diagnosable adhd' now

You know who else was limited in his ability to post for three days?

every single time EVERY SINGLE TIME I think "no, I'm also still into some women, like x" The monkey's paw curls

Boson, lepton, fermion, quark (strange/bottom doctors hmu)

Pop tarts are fruit pies Pigs in blankets need bacon not pastry Why the fuck is the pastry on that wellington *literally a loaf of bread*??? Fight me

Opposition to Rosie Duffield's transphobia from Whitstable feminists in the local paper ✊️ "...as older feminists active in women's campaigns including women's refuges as far back as the 70s we want to make it clear that we do not share these views, we are trans allies..."

I *also* have ADHD

Up and down the country, billionaires have been cruelly targeted by The Green Party Zack Polanski for simply being incredibly rich. This heartless abuse needs to stop, now. Here's how you can help our campaign, Billionaires In Need 🥺

Leaked trans code is a victory for women everywhere, provided they don't look a bit too mannish It's a disaster. So well done to those who demanded it - especially the anti-trans left who think aligning with Trump and Farage is the right thing to do. thecanary.co/opinion/2025/1…

Nothing's changed Zack Polanski