Being a slut on the internet is only fun for a short time

Why is the chicken from modern market always so fucking dry

People standing up as soon as the plane parks will never not irritate me.

The first shit you take after coming home after traveling for an extended time>>>>>>>

I really hate the flashlight and camera button on the iPhone Lock Screen

She just feelin the music

This new season of love is blind is so cringey

WOKE UP THIS MORNING SAID IMMA GET IT

This man in Texas holding up a sign is going viral and I hope the local news finds him and gives him the airtime he deserves

Recording yourself crying and then posting it on the internet is insane behavior

My favorite sex position is a bit of an adjustment but it will work for me as I have to get my hands in on this project

White privilege is shooting up a school and getting articles like this posted about you to gain sympathy

Aye idk who needs to hear this but when you come to stop sign you’re supposed to stop and yield to any oncoming traffic.. not just pull out and expect oncoming traffic to yield to you.

This next level chef show is so good

If ya ain’t gotta waterpik then you need to step up your oral hygiene game

Her butt cheeks look glued together

Had a dream that I was back in college and had roommates again. I woke up in a panic.

I haven’t had a roommate in like 5 years

I see no lie

Every stairwell in Austin smells like piss and shit