“What is the charge? Smoking a cigarette? A succulent outdoor cigarette?

"I smell someone smoking in a pub garden... Seize him" Two Tier Keir Starmer

You’re nicked for possession of Benson and Hedges you far right b@stard

Who done this 👍🏻 🤣

Fuck Celtic!

😜 Thanks for the warm welcome, Malmö FF. Missing you already.

The intro to ‘The Premiership’ on ITV Pure nostalgia ⚽️👏

Mark Cuban, a really dumb guy, who thinks he’s “hot stuff” but he’s absolutely nothing, is now out there saying that I don’t surround myself with strong women. Actually, he is very wrong, I surround myself with the strongest of women - With the understanding that ALL women are

Taken my time to say it this season as it’s been a difficult run. But fuck off Airdrie.

Max Verstappen defies the odds sealing a remarkable win after starting P17 on the grid in Sao Paulo #F1 #BrazilGP | Full race report 👇 f1.com/Brazil-Race-Re…

Liberal tears are going to be flowing tonight!

Donald Trump seeing this

Best of Leftist Trump Victory Meltdowns x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

When someone tells you the Pope is in hospital:

LUKE LITTLER HITS A NINE DARTER! 🤯

The beautiful game

Scott Comfortably. No questions asked, cunts would say it’s unfair with how easy we’d do it.

Surely that’s Celtic nailed on Europa League champions? Since every team in it is shite according to them

Fuck Celtic!