We may as well buy one to live in together. I mean what?

I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than any boy you'll ever meet.

#wcw Who else would it be?

My girl is gonna propose and then she will be Mrs. Jesus and I will be Mr. Kirbee Suicide

"-: I'd let Brendon impregnate me" thanks babe you're a doll.

"-: I LOVE BRENDON URIE HE IS GOD" You're so kind but it's Jesus not God, we're different. PS I love you though

Brendon and I are engaged! So frickin' happy!

My only choice for #WomanCrushWednesday

Someone actually put together a slideshow of pics of my ass and put Bootylicious playing in the background. Of course they did.

I just want to say that I have the greatest fiancée in the entire world. I love you to pieces, Sarah. -

Do you ever wanna just say fuck the planning and get married? Me right now. -

I think we could pull this off in a few hours' time. I can make some calls.

Got everything I need now. Beautiful wife, lovely house, wonderful life. I'm a lucky guy. <3

Look at her! This is what I got to see walking toward me today. Best moment ever.

I'm now officially Mrs Urie. I love this man with all my heart, I'm so happy that he's finally my husband.

This has honestly been the best day of my life. I'm glad I spent it with the right people.

That is the best Captcha ever.

Heh, I'm such a freak. It's a wonder how I manage to get people to even talk to me, never mind like me.

It's my life mission to make things awkward between Pete and me.

If Brendon Urie twerks hard enough while watching a rainbow, he can make it rain Skittles. #patd #patdfunfacts #tastetherainbow