Lmao it is not

My dad told me longlegs had such a good plot twist my mom and i watch that shit and it was so obvious we both looked at each other like is he serious

Yall horror movie takes are ass omg

Bro im so out of tweets imma become a bot tweeter

My dog when he sees me sell my social security card so i can donate to kai cenat’s just for him to ignore my dono

God seeing me press repost to a foot fetish video on my professional account instead of my goon account

My toaster seeing me put a bath bomb in the tub instead of it

My ancestors watching me goon for the 50th time in the last hour but im connected to the car Bluetooth speaker

Chat am i muted?

Just getting back on twitter to see how people feeling about chock and bates and the olympics rn

Me rn #olympics

Im not happy about these free dance results

Can we have a recount on these free dance Olympic scores please?🥺

The bullies won #icedance #olympics

Idk why you guyshate on chock and evan but im so sad for them i wish they won 😢

Is it like apart of the isu ‘s job to piss people off. OMG

Id lose it all that work over and over again years time just to get fucked by some judges and a newborn team my god

Just having to act ok at work rn while im devastated for bock

Dont even care about the rest of the Olympics figure skating results anymore its so rigged and close it’s insane.