Josh Donaldson said “y’all think Joey Gallo struck out a lot? Hold my beer.”

sorry i’m late, i went back to sleep cause my dream needed a better ending

you’re not “backpacking” if you’re staying in hotels hun. you’re going on vacation

if you think people don’t notice you only support certain small businesses, only happy for some people, only invite some friends, that’s a shame

seeing Taking Back Sunday has me feeling like putting on a checkered belt, razor cutting my old side bangs, and re downloading myspace

i was today years old when i learned that it’s “beet red” and not “beat red”

i wish i knew my cats birthday

when you copy someone’s small business you’re stealing someone’s small business

cleaning up litter off the beach without posing for a photo, #tryitout

the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

Baby Lion Tamarin monkey Rescued from the road and Returned to Mother

how come nobody yells at the ihop ad anymore? #starlandballroom

if i have to hear this dumb ass meghan trainer song almost 10 times in one shift i should be getting paid more #fmradio

fuck

i want a slice of cherry pie and some damn good coffee

time to see who my real friends are🤞🏻

Gerrit Cole playing peek-a-boo with a baby in the front row 🥹

being called liar when you’re literally telling the truth is the most frustrating thing ever

a news host shouldn’t mean this much to people 🤦🏻‍♀️watch something else and stop obsessing #TuckerCarlson #FoxNews

for every woman who just cleaned a bathroom there’s a man following close behind with a beard trimmer and bad aim