A psychic halfling robbed someone and ended up running from the city guard They are looking for a small medium at large. #dnd #ttrpg

how grapple checks in #dnd fights always looked in our heads

What it feels like breathing in New York right now

Artificer: Now I say boy, just hold still and let me cast the Light spell #dnd

When you get the improvised weapon feat after being arrested in #dnd

From 1 to 10 how much does this sound like a loony tunes sketch?

Biblically Accurate wile e coyote

"Oh you were his second #dnd character sheet? Is he doing well?"

"and this is the part where I add an ogre with a goblin on his shoulder behind a door that can cast fireball. Ain't I a stinker" #dnd

MIRC!

No, Lola, I can't come to bed yet! Someone is wrong on Twitter!

I spent 2 days planning out the encounter, I started up my #dnd Orc speech, and before he finished, the Party had started combat ending him in one round.

When its the most important #dnd dice roll of the night, and it lands on the floor

DM: "You spot a hidden door!" Player: I approach it DM: A spider comes out of the hidden door and you now need to make a grapple check #dnd #ttrpg

You get a call from an unfamiliar number, but it turns out to be your new, perpetually naked, enemy New phone, who dis? New foe, nudist.

Circa 2030: Elon Musk fires pet cat replacing with an AI-Generated feline

okay we are ditching this concept, was fun but we just don't have the mental juice or enthusiasm for it.