Someone said Man City studied for Rodrygo but Valverde came in the exam 😭😭😭😭😭

all i do is get money & think about this one girl

Seen on I-35 between Austin and Dallas Even Texas is tired of Trump

Football is very predictable until you place a bet.

You sure you good to drive bro?

Clases de importación y exportación

Ya jugaron los niños, faltan los grandes:

😎

It's so obvious that God exists.

my favorite genre of twitter is when people just say some shit

if your thoughts get too big, go somewhere you feel small.

Approach her, don’t be scared bro. Leave the corners to Arsenal.

Maestra: Como castigo ahora te sentarás con las niñas Yo a los 8 años:

me after hitting snooze 87 times, and now I have 3mins to get to work

Whoever decided it was a good idea for engines to shut off at red lights should be put in prison...for life