#Woof

Monkey surgeon in the ER operating on someone. "Banana." Nurse hands him a banana. He removes the peel and eats the banana. "Banana." Nurse hands him a banana. He removes the peel and eats the banana. "Banana." Nurse hands him a banana. He removes the peel and eats the banana.

That's 4️⃣0️⃣ goals for Tommer this season 🔥

Cancel the rest of the game somebody get this guy a god damn ice cold beer

Just broke a 31 year standing all-time goals record… time for a well deserved locker room soda 😅 #Gr8Chase

Why not the Bolts?🏆 #LetsGoBolts | #WhoseHouse

Massive win for Man United! 🛑📈

What. A. Player.

🚨❤️ Bruno Fernandes: “The manager and physio say that I need to relax and rest, but I say no”. “When I die, I will have a lot of time to lay down and rest”.

Madonna and Child, by Giovanni Bellini, 1485, 📸 of Julia Louis-Dreyfus & The Rizzler by the latter’s dad

🚨 Bruno confirms exclusive story on rejecting Al Hilal: “The president called me, I’ve rejected”. “I spoke to Amorim. He asked me not to go. Manchester United didn’t want to sell me. And they don’t need the money. But if I had wanted to leave, they would have made it happen”.

WHAT A PUTT!!!! J.J. SPAUN WINS THE U.S. OPEN!!!!

One day we will sit down and talk about how Bruno Fernandes is a PL all-timer

Could be talking Wayne Rooney or Lil Wayne. Either way, both are correct.

Nominated for the 2025 Ballon d’Or ⤵️ Scott McTominay Official SSC Napoli Scotland National Team #ballondor

Some nice new jersey numbers

The more things change...