What kind of day was your copywriter having that day Clipper Teas !!!

Serving at garrards tonight Andy Bush ??

More spam/scam emails. This one is pretty good but there are still a few warning signs: 1) Full Stop at the end of Twitter. 2) Still scammers use you instead of your, you'd think they'd have worked this out by now. Smart focus on verified users who think it's going away.

Thank the lord - twitter is back. This is what it was made for!

Got to ask if there was any need for lyrics to come up on this track. Bonus points for anyone who can get the name of the track #thursdaymusicquiz

But….he’s dead…!

A Haiku about Twitter today My Blue Tick has gone I’m not really that bothered Oh well, sleep for me #ithankyou #haiku

Astonished that my haiku wasn’t included in the BBC News (UK) coverage of the #blueticks #BlueTick crisis

The internet is stalking me vs smart targeting and data sharing. Listening to Pivot Podcast , Scott Galloway says he uses Wheely then ten minutes later this ad is in my twitter feed. Easy to know I’m a pivot subscriber, but luck as to knowing when I listen or dodgy data sharing?

Hey c2c Railway how can I verify my email address with your new Wi-Fi when you won’t let me online until you do, so emails won’t come through. This is poorly thought out and requires WAY too much personal data. #privacymatters #poorUX

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Citroën Ami ! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th June. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

Is it just me, or are the video representations of the players shown on Sky Sports Golf Ryder Cup reviews a bit scary, with the way their heads and eyes follow the cameras #westworld #robotstakingover

Sometimes one page of a book can encapsulate everything you need… thank you @AtomicHabitss

Listening to #therestisfootball at the airport and @garylineker has just talked about his goal vs USA which reminds me of the time I asked him about it on here and he replied immediately #legend

Is photobombing people getting off Lime a thing?

Why do I keep returning to wheeler dealers? I think I must have watched every episode at least twice

bbc.co.uk/news/science-e… Is this the sequel to Bridge Over The River Kwai?

Playing #fifa22 on my son’s old PS4. Always play as Colchester United FC as Southend United FC aren’t in it. Realised Samson Tovide is ALWAYS in my sons and my manager modes. you are playing for Liverpool FC in 2027 in sons #eafc24 career mode. Samson Tovide you are a legend in our house!

“but at three in the morning the mind fills up with unpleasant shadows and some of them have teeth.” This is such a wonderful line Stephen King - really enjoy #holly on my commute home from Manchester

Ah the 19:18 from Fenchurch Street. I’ve missed you. Not commuter sardine can, not vomit comet. Acceptable (to me) for train beers, yet still civilised. You are the perfect weekday evening slot