Against my best wishes and earnest desires, I have been cursed.

Behold, a mega Pokémon

Can't get this anywhere else

Gettin an uncestry.com subscription so I know which neph I relate to most

They playin Boy Meets World reruns in my mind palace pull thru

How it feels to clock out before a vacation

Tariffs are so bad the army is startin to recruit with this

you should be allowed to kill people with your mind if you buy winrar

One of my boys got cotton eyed off the Joe

Elon seconds before logging on today:

This 94 year old diner still makes Celsius the old fashioned way

Middle aged buddhist man that imparts spiritual knowledge call that munc

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I call her chupacabra cuz she suckin on the goat

Sending this to coworkers I have one interest in common with

Banking on one MNF player in my fantasy line up to win the week

Made 25 bucks off a class action I signed up for 5 years ago