When someone asks what my plans for the weekend are

I love forward people cuz im autistic

“listen to your body” my body wants to take drugs until I can’t see anymore can we listen to somebody else please

if you wore black skinny jeans in the 2010’s it meant that you liked music

Mamdani: if you have a house in NYC that you don’t live in that is worth over $5 million, you have to pay an extra tax on it Guy from my grade school who is now a Suffolk County police officer:

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

your honor, you know how I get.

drinking with someone who likes martinis is always weird cuz they’re like “i want it filthy and wet raw missionary with eye contact and sloppy making out” like alright man. cool. im happy u found a drink u like

Just read the cnn thing about that academy and I want to fucking punch a man

sex when u have adhd is so crazy why am i thinking abt the population of el salvador while im getting ate off the bone

the more clingy someone is the more avoidant i get & the more aloof someone is the more anxious i get but bc im the avatar master of all attachment styles i can save the world

I described my new outlook on life as wearing an emotional condom so

sorry for over-explaining myself, i got yelled at a lot as a child

Im getting older its time for me to pick one of these Mexicans and settle down.

I’ve been sending my best friends daily videos (ones in Kentucky and ones in Australia) and it’s been so fun and I love them and only one sends them back cuz Zach fucking hates me

Had a lot of feelings yesterday now we’re gonna put them bitches away until next month cuz a baddie don’t fucking ruminate

Watching movie with ur mom is just her asking u questions only the director would know the answers to

Meg thee stallion got cheated on, ladies cheat today 💯 right now