the squirtle squad asked me if I’ve ever read Marx

will smith this year has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in history

not since the ever given re-entered the suez canal has there been such an opportunity

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“what do your tattoos mean” they mean I like it when baristas compliment me and they’re WORKING

James W. Hall, NYPD Sgt. in the Health & Wellness section. 5 allegations, 3 substantiated including use of pepper spray on a Black woman, and was named in 2 lawsuits, one of which cost the City of New York $35,000. 50-a.org/officer/40462

tough out here in these streets

No. Here is the weirdest story ever. King Umberto I of Italy went to a restaurant on July 28, 1900. He had a trusted aide with him and apparently there were a couple witnesses to this. King Umberto and his friends all noticed the owner of the place looked exactly like Umberto.

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I have over 400 hours of experience playing Civilization V. Vladimir Putin should have known that when his national happiness fell below -20 he would start spawning random insurgents. Here’s what he should do next: 🧵(1/?)

I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE SERIES 3 EPISODE 2 3:43

I think the thing missing most from modern DnD is art of heroes absolutely eating shit

guy at movie theater : where did you get that shirt and shorts?! me : TJ Maxx - ladies section gamt : hell yeah

Party of One is one of the best Actual Play podcasts out there, RT if you agree

work in progress ouroboros but lots of progress today

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