GYAHAHAHA SHOKARMA'D HERE'S SOME GREEN TEA FOR YOU TO BRING HOME

UMP GAVE THE WIN BUT WHO CARES RIP BOZO

somehow yall brain dead fucks sneak 2021 into every conversation LMAO "engine regs suck it's FE" "what about 2021?" "overtakes are more artificial than drs" "ABU DHABI 2021!!!"

Friendly reminder that Yankees fans cheered, clapped and celebrated when Ohtani got hurt in that same World Series

Game used WBC Ohtani jersey got people bidding like they are on crack. $1.2 million on extended time.

Winning bid on the Shohei Ohtani WBC jersey is $1.5 million.

- Took him 2 laps to be on pace on Friday. - Pole by some margin. - Drove a full stint within inches of the leader (one of the best GT3 drivers in the NBR) & got past last lap. - Sent it left, right, center like a maniac in traffic. I think you should sit this one out 👍

10 toes down dani shut that shit down. racing drivers love max.

i need my goat max to meet my other goat shohei. one obsessed with baseball and one obsessed with racing.

shohei, what in the voodoo witch craft?

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People surprised at this haven’t experienced 2 years of Ohtani bobblehead lines lol wasn’t until part way through 2025 they started giving 1 bobblehead per ticket for Ohtani nights.

Spoken like a true dumb fuck who never reads anything past headlines. It’s all there online, official documents. Btw Ippei isn’t even in prison for gambling. He’s in prison for BANK FRAUD AND TAX EVASION.

In 2019 + 2021, when pitchers were still batting, their first pitch as pitcher would be 188-198 seconds after last pitch faced as batter Normal batters were 155-162 sec. Thats a gap of ~35 sec Ohtani 26: 2020 5: 2021 13: 2022 7: 2023 2: 2025 36: 2026 <- Historically normal

I wouldn't know, haven't found any packs for MSRP.

George is in a championship battle with his sophomore teammate and still won't get off Max's dick. Red Bull is in the midfield now, I know Max's cum tastes great just concentrate on the task at hand please.

Shohei Ohtani Derangement Syndrome. SODS: "A mental disorder where the mere existence of Ohtani causes individuals with freezing temperature IQ to start saying the dumbest takes about anything regardless of common sense or rules pertaining to baseball."

The amount of bullshit that’ll be spoken is going to be crazy.

PCA got blinded by all the fake fans camera flashes from all the photos they were taking of him. He's 3k's on the night lmao.