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calendar_today01-03-2021 10:03:52

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somehow yall brain dead fucks sneak 2021 into every conversation LMAO "engine regs suck it's FE" "what about 2021?" "overtakes are more artificial than drs" "ABU DHABI 2021!!!"

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- Took him 2 laps to be on pace on Friday. - Pole by some margin. - Drove a full stint within inches of the leader (one of the best GT3 drivers in the NBR) & got past last lap. - Sent it left, right, center like a maniac in traffic. I think you should sit this one out 👍

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People surprised at this haven’t experienced 2 years of Ohtani bobblehead lines lol wasn’t until part way through 2025 they started giving 1 bobblehead per ticket for Ohtani nights.

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Spoken like a true dumb fuck who never reads anything past headlines. It’s all there online, official documents. Btw Ippei isn’t even in prison for gambling. He’s in prison for BANK FRAUD AND TAX EVASION.

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In 2019 + 2021, when pitchers were still batting, their first pitch as pitcher would be 188-198 seconds after last pitch faced as batter Normal batters were 155-162 sec. Thats a gap of ~35 sec Ohtani 26: 2020 5: 2021 13: 2022 7: 2023 2: 2025 36: 2026 <- Historically normal

In 2019 + 2021, when pitchers were still batting, their first pitch as pitcher would be 188-198 seconds after last pitch faced as batter

Normal batters were 155-162 sec. Thats a gap of ~35 sec

Ohtani
26: 2020
 5: 2021
13: 2022
 7: 2023
 2: 2025
36: 2026 &lt;- Historically normal
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George is in a championship battle with his sophomore teammate and still won't get off Max's dick. Red Bull is in the midfield now, I know Max's cum tastes great just concentrate on the task at hand please.

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Shohei Ohtani Derangement Syndrome. SODS: "A mental disorder where the mere existence of Ohtani causes individuals with freezing temperature IQ to start saying the dumbest takes about anything regardless of common sense or rules pertaining to baseball."

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PCA got blinded by all the fake fans camera flashes from all the photos they were taking of him. He's 3k's on the night lmao.