wee kels Lol 'Have you a description of him?' The middle-class are too afraid to say, 'yeah big AFRICAN fella in a red coat. You can't miss him.' Too afraid to mention the one piece of identifying information that sets him apart from others. Big, Bald, Black, African.

Ns kaveh solhekol

Another doctor or surgeon has had a tough day

Remember auld Pastor McConnell was plastered all over the news because he said a few things about them. He was well ahead of his time.

Great to have the football back 🥹

John James Some in the North raised concerns a few years ago. Alliance went on the radio to dismiss them as homophobes. Naomi thinks there is no problem with this and 'Ms Cherry on Top' is merely a 'double entendre'. Mandy x.com/allianceparty/…

Who hahahahahaha

Fuck me 😖

🚨 EXCL: The Partners and Children have turned down this offer. Newcastle now move on to other targets. Aunties and Uncles have been mentioned. 👀 🔜

R Alex.Kane Didn't realise Wilsy worked there

Can see it’s killing him to ruin a perfectly good piece of ribbon

A dickhead with shit hair. Sounds exactly like David Wilson.

Russell Martin just got tactically shat on by one of the most embarrassing appointments ever, a guy who hasn’t coached in 6 years and looks like a hobo you see in Argyle Street. Even this early you just know where it’s going after sticking by the shitebag losers he did

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I wonder what doeball is gonna pass it directly to Maeda in a few weeks within the first 5 minutes.

FACTS. Even Money Mayweather had to break character for it!

Special place in hell for people who come and have a conversation in your space when on tea break Hate the bastards

Absolutely unreal 😂

Hat-trick on Sunday 3⃣ Screamer on Thursday 🚀 What a week for Kieran Offord! #BBCFootball