I'm really looking forward to the Iowa caucus.

Trump, unmasked hypocrite?

Hey @alzabosoup. Thanks for the awesome stickers! Please let me pay you for larger ones next time. #fishheads

RIP Dark Sky.

It’s only plagiarism if it comes from the Plagiare region of France. Otherwise it’s sparkling academic corruption.

BOEHNER: Eight glasses of Malbec and a needlepoint of a barn, THAT'S what I did today. How's life with Trump? RYAN: Let's not talk about me

The violin in Dear Theodosia just kills me. Every. Time.

Here's Gawker's latest foray into revisionist fabulism, fact-checked by Sean Davis:

Obama: "Ok so then when a bill is passed by the House of Representatives it goes to the Senate..."

“...Donald Trump paid $3.4 million to a mysterious Moscow-based entity known as UPDOG"

The year is 2188 the last printer that requires a USB A-B cable has been hunted down and destroyed. The galaxy enjoys a decade of peace.

Nobody could have known that the Indian and the Pacific are different oceans

No. x.com/NME/status/859…

Asked a longtime House GOP staffer where things are headed. "This is like Reservoir Dogs. Everyone ends up dead on the floor."

I do not need an iMac Pro. I do not need an iMac Pro. I do not need an iMac Pro. I do not need an iMac Pro. I do not need an iMac Pro.