Is it possible to write haiku in German?

I fucked up Git so bad it turned into Guitar Hero

Nerdist Super Bowl Eats: Settlers of Catan Nachos nerdist.com/nerdist-super-…

We have an open office plan, without the “open” part #socrowded

OH "Mean Time To Facepalm"

why yes, i WILL click on this x.com/BrandonLRichar…

I think it's the season finale.

Vegetable course, #BuenosAires

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@AnimatedMax

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With corners

I guess ‘pale’ in Belgium is actually a little dark

In re earlier tweet

TIL slurping a spoonful of chili oil - challenging

This is all Zachary Gershman ‘s fault

Obviously the door is on the wrong side of the crate

@AnimatedMax so you scrape off the skin from an orange, wrap the naked orange in cinnamon, then bake it?

Sometimes I find it hard to tell if Joey is editing, curating, or riffing. #polyglots

Late night group texting between family members in the same house. The hi tech Waltons