I'm so here for androgyny, if that wasn't overtly obvious already.

Fuck. x.com/80s/status/796…

I miss the disharmony of November. I love ugly things.

Love bites on dark, shimmering skin.

You are...pathetically obvious, darling.

My shoe size is all I've got going for me.

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Kachow.

According to Twitter, I was speaking Haitian Creole. x.com/_nemesism/stat…

Be nice to Bing. It's hard being the ugly stepsister of search engines. x.com/_nemesism/stat…

What the fresh fuck? I don't know her. x.com/_nemesism/stat…

I was about to whoop your gangly ass, Wyatt. Hope you had a good sleep, buddy. x.com/lickityspiit/s…

2/365, eh?

A dick magnet, really.

Who wore it better? Monroe. or Maine.com?? Personally I think they did.

I'd be honored, you exquisite piece of uncooked spaghetti. 🌹🌙 x.com/lickityspiit/s…

I've never nutted so powerfully.

Ah, the acrid smell of Christmas in January. 🌹