If you're going to the clinic for a free pregnancy test, thats the first☝🏻 sign that you can't afford a baby

Its been 4 years since my job interview. I'm beginning to suspect they chose some else.

I think I'm pretty funny. Actually, pretty and funny. Won twice.

Is this 🖤 Lamborghini 💚 Urus hot 🔥

Let them hate. Just make sure they spell your name right. #wonder #wonderful #flatlay #flatlays #еда #инстаеда #цветы #инстаграм #food #instafood #breakfast #goodmorning #love #beautiful #flowers #amazing #киев #easycreditbbl #ballislife #gameday #bamberg #bayreuth

I love sleeping, but I don't like going to sleep.

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My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up. "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."