GSA says transition can begin. Call the country an Uber, cuz this party is SO ovah! Oh, and Law, meet Order. 🙂

Well, at least she wasn't wanking. Horrible homophobe meets her comeuppance after broadcasting her own pee-pee tape during NJ school board meeting. What a world, kids. nypost.com/2020/11/25/sch…

Dear vegans, we love you. Really. But for ONE fucking day can you please leave others to their own food choices? Your turkey shaming only makes the rest of us want seconds, if not thirds. You have no idea how much damage you do to your cause, do you?

Democracy has prevailed, the Republic will survive, and the rule of law remains intact. Our Constitution is an extraordinary gift, and we DO live in a great country - despite it's pressing problems. Be thankful y'all! And enjoy your celebrations. We made it this far... :-)

Best photo, and best tweet, of a very crappy year

It keeps getting better. I don't think SCOTUS will TOUCH this crappy case. "The court’s sharply worded opinion was written by Judge Stephanos Bibas, who was appointed to the court by Trump." Ha. Ha. And Ha. washingtonpost.com/politics/feder…

This is the Title Page for the DASW Pilot script. I think it is really boss :-) Those photos (yes, that's Chuck Schumer, who has nothing to do with this story, but cut the Brit producers a little slack here) sum up the series narrative so well.

Every time a Trumper domestic terrorist gets kicked off a plane and arrested, a black transgender teenager gets their wings.

Eric Roberts Hey Eric! David Kirby really appreciates this Cameo Wood you made for him! 🥰 v.cameo.com/N8UDmetAYcb

I am so blown away by this! Thank you Eric Roberts! What an amazing honor. Now, how about a role for you in the Death at SeaWorld mini-series? :-)

Take the key and lock them up, lock them up, lock them up. Take the key and lock them up, my fair lady!

I hear that Mitt Romney is suing Bernie Sanders for trademark infringement. :-)

My new novel is now on pre-sale. If you'd like a snarky send-up of class warfare in modern-day NYC. It's good to laugh in these trying times. I had fun writing it, with digs at a certain NY millionaire who became prez. (Amazon has a free Kindle app.) Thks! amazon.com/s?k=upper+east…

"Upper East Bride" On Presale Now. A parody on class warfare in NYC. amazon.com/s?k=upper+east…

A biting new #satire about #uppereastside life is out on Amazon by longtime #NewYorkTimes #journalist David Kirby — and I served as editorial consultant. “Upper East Bride” is gleefully nasty and hilariously accurate about NYC life among the #privileged and their hangers-on!

New Cover for my new novel! A parody of class warfare in modern Manhattan. Now available for presale at Amazon. Please share? Thank you! amazon.com/Upper-East-Bri…

My new novel just got a nice review at Discovery Books. If you get the chance, please upvote the book? THANKS! "Loved it! Bitingly witty dialogue made this novel of romance and scandal on the East Side of Manhattan highly enjoyable for me! reedsy.com/discovery/book…

Artisan Book Review - "Our Book of the Year!" I am beside myself with joy. Amazing. artisanbookreviews.com/2021/10/14/upp…