Somebody pointed out that those are Strawberry Shortcake pillowcases and my brain just short-circuited 😲 He's laying on a little girl's bed 😡

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He lowered his altitude, spotted a woman in a boat below and shouted to her: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I’d meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The woman consulted her portable GPS and

I don’t think people realize how much healthcare costs are driving big companies to fire and not hire. It costs them $30k per family, per year for premiums and care. Most of that goes to the massive, vertically integrated insurance companies that send weekly bills that no

Erick had very different opinions over deaths in Afghanistan. I wonder why that was

Coward Senator Marsha Blackburn was trying to hide so you don’t see her sneaking out of DC.

The cost of your flight went up because you searched for it twice. Your rideshare costs more because your phone battery is dying. This is surveillance pricing – corporations using your own data and behaviors against you. In the US Senate, I’ve got a plan to ban it.

New Yorkers, join us in the first ever Mayor’s Municipal Madness: a competition of city fixes where everyone wins. City workers fix thousands of tiny annoyances every year, from broken basketball rims to bike path bumps. This year, we’re highlighting 16 of those fixes. From the

This is the way. Republicans, Democrats, and Independents can all get behind good government taking care of the basics.

Thanks for confessing…

A bill passed the Senate last night 100-0 to fund TSA, the Coast Guard and FEMA. If Speaker Johnson called it for a vote it would pass easily. But he won’t do that. Because Trump has ordered him to keep TSA shut down and keep the chaos. Pure incompetence.

JD Vance White collar fraud convictions have hit an all time low under the Trump/Vance administration. Also, no President has ever pardoned more fraudsters than Trump. Paul Manafort (former Trump campaign chairman): Pardoned for bank fraud, tax fraud, and related charges. • Michael

Still can’t get over the House GOP rejecting a 100-0 bill from the Senate to fund TSA, Coast Guard, and FEMA and… just going on vacation. Complete abdication of duty.

I hope the Good and Pretti families are paying attention to this. And their lawyers, too. Because I’m not sure there’s not some civil exposure here for Miller.

FUN FACT: Under Joe Biden, the United States had the lowest inflation rate post-COVID-19 pandemic of any G7 country. Based on today’s projections, Donald Trump will have the highest.

"While converting to Catholicism, I implemented the most brutal crackdown on immigrants since Operation Wetback & sent innocent Venezuelans to a foreign gulag based on their tattoos. I also read the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the pentacostine rights of the eucharist."

If you think the alleged assassination attempt on Donald Trump was a choreographed stunt designed to make him look heroic, like or repost this. I just want to see how much common sense is still out there.

Jake Tapper told you that Joe Biden was mentally and physically incompetent. Today — the same day Trump made a fool of himself in prime time — we saw a healthy Biden on a plane, greeting fans, reading a newspaper and writing notes by hand.

U.S. ambassador to Greece, Kimberly Guilfoyle, wants $58,000 to build a basketball court at Jefferson House, the ambassador's residence. She also wants up to $29,000 in taxpayer money for a personal photographer. A reminder that she called the Greek people "freeloaders" back in

Fact check: True.

If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.