When did my life get so busy and complex? In unrelated news, I have an unpaid secretary intern-ship position available..

Shit. Another great goes. This is one crappy year :( #ripPrince

OH MY GOD OUR CAR GOT BROKEN INTO MY MACBOOK AND HARD DRIVE IS GONE

shawn wasabi MY MIDI FIGHTER 64 IS STOLEN TOO

shawn wasabi 62 SHERMAN ST SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94103 BY 1015 FOLSOM ableton bag with macbook and midi figthee 64 and my backup hard drive :(

Can all musicians in the San Francisco area please retweet? #SanFrancisco #RetweeetPlease #stolen #music #sos x.com/shawnwasabi/st…

shawn wasabi my things are still missing. but thank you @czarletterijene Jia chelsea Seimei🗼TREKKIE TRAX Qrion AIRY for all the help!

thank you for everything chelsea !! hope my things get found soon x.com/hyp_e/status/7…

my things have been stolen last night in San Francisco if you have any info: [email protected] thank u

Well. That was a busy weekend! How was everyone else's?

Apparently I am now Sadiq Khan's wife who has been forced back into her hijab! People I assure you I am NOT Saadiya

I'm going to be spinning some tunes StartTheBus this Friday with Yodelling Sheep and Waggles .. It's gonna be great! And Free! COME!

Brits - if this Brexit polling spike carries on we'll all have to stop sneering at the Trump phenomenon.

I suck so much at twitter. It is like drinking from a firehose sometimes..

How do we best stop money from crushing democracy - by Leaving or Remaining? This is the qu I explore in my column: theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Jobs, Rights, Pay are you in? #LabourIn RT if you agree with unionstogether and Jeremy Corbyn

When you wake up to see #HeterosexualPrideDay is trending on Twitter

So. Turns out my Glasto temp tattoo might last a bit longer... :D #Glasto #Glasto2016 #CND

#Boris deciding whether to run for #PM