I need to get a job that has a parking lot I can park in ...that’s it

Panicking on the inside

I hope you are doing ok :/

Work sucks, I know.

Yeah sex is great but have you ever put blistex on your nose when you have a cold and it hurts from all the kleenex.

self care is not selfish

Why tf did i become a social worker?

Coronavirus is the best thing that has ever happened to my finger nails.

It’s times like these that I’m thankful I never tried eyelash extensions cuz homegirls be struggling

Talk of Colby Cave's exemplary character is not overstated. Here he was going out of his way to make the experience memorable by talking to my boy and his teammates during pre game. He didn't have to do it, but he wanted to. His wife and family can be proud.

I just helped my 96 year old grandfather fix his computer over the phone. This quarantine is awful.

My grandma told me I look like a real cow puncher. That is all.

Confession: I have never had a pumpkin spice latte

Male birth control is free it’s called tying your split reins in a knot

Anyone else really tired? Or just me?

No one: Western Fashion girls:

I just want COVID to end so that I can go to Bulk Barn and be fuckin left alone.

So is Kaepernick taking a knee still an inappropriate way to protest?

#BellLetsTalk

Post Malone bringin that giddy up to the #WereTexas Benefit. For the full Post Malone country music performance and all the performances go to YouTube.com/MatthewMcConau… to watch, to donate and just keep livin.