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Matt Hodge

@djmatthodge

* The artist formerly known as * 49ers fan * Scorpio * Sarcastic, condescending, metrosexual jerk * Cash rules everything around me * Opinions are my own!

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calendar_today06-04-2009 04:17:47

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This WWE #Smackdown on Netflix Canada break music is just painful. Im waiting for a prerecorded message to say “we are experiencing higher than expected call volume, please continue to hold for the next available representative.” Am I the only person who mutes you this?

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After watching my grandmother succumb to dementia, I’d like to add to this. Stop blocking people from replying to your opinions, “Doctor”

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Stop posting your opinions when nobody can respond. Or, live in the country you’re crapping on. Canada is a hellhole, from a dual citizen.

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Another day of watching UPS fart around with my package that was supposed to arrive yesterday, and another day of missed work waiting for them. Watching the truck be 2 blocks from here before heading elsewhere is, literally, comedy relief at this point. $25 shipping? 😂

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Nice work UPS. Not only did you waste two of my afternoons waiting for a package that never came, the contents were stolen by one of your staff members. Thank you SO much for the great service 🤦‍♂️. “All merchandise is missing and the empty carton was discarded.”

Nice work <a href="/UPS/">UPS</a>. Not only did you waste two of my afternoons waiting for a package that never came, the contents were stolen by one of your staff members. Thank you SO much for the great service 🤦‍♂️.

“All merchandise is missing and the empty carton was discarded.”
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Hi, my name is Blake…my parents hate me for giving me the his name, and I’m a huge keyboard warrior on this platform. I also don’t look at the full picture before posting bullshit on here as well. “Weirdo?” OMG, it hurts so much 🤡 🤦‍♂️