It's better to observe and learn then to partake and be under observation.

Happy birthday mom.

DJ Manipulator: Pug life puppy style. I have 6 the exact same color, 3 male, 3 female. Purebred money making fools!

How do I know when you are lying? Your lips are moving.

I miss my mom.

DJ Manipulator: Busy weekend. Have sound to do tonight and a special event tomorrow.

Making sure my DJ set has optimum bass. Lack of bass is illegal in the state of California punishable up to life in prison.

That look you get when you go to a cafe for breakfast and remember the waitress from the night before popping her ass on stage.

Federal study on lesbian obesity costs $3 million fw.to/MYRocAU

I LOVE white boys 😍

Spinning this Thursday, Friday and Saturday at El Padrino aka Rocksclub Hesperia. $1 U-Call-It drinks from 9pm 'till midnight tonight.

These celebrity weight loss ads are pissing me off, and a lot are from people retweeting. If I want to lose weight I'll go to Jenny Craig.

Regular sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak.

Every day is a roller coaster ride with me. Somebody get me off this damn thing!

Wondering how many more times I will get burned before I learn my lesson. #burnedtoomanytimes

Taking my daughter to the mall to get pictures with Santa.

This celebrity weight loss bullshit is pissing me off. I'm tired of before after photos and this miracle can work for you. Fucking lame!

Score at halftime: Patriots 14, Seahawks 14, Dancing Sharks 1 million

That was the first time I ever almost cried while interviewing a fighter. Ronda Rousey is something insanely special.

Survivor, the band is a little bitch boy who wants to sue Mike Hukabee and Kim Davis. You should thank them for free promotion. Pathetic!