*coked up Hollywood writer* “So, the world has an abundance of oil. People are going hungry from a global pandemic. Oh, and World War 3 is going on.”

May 23 update on #COVID19 in #Ontario: everyone needs to do their part to make this curve go down as we re-open. The slight uptick suggests that we cannot be complacent and think #COVID19 is over because it is warmer outside. Dr. Jennifer Kwan Dr. Jordan Weinstein David Frost Nigil Haroon MD, PhD, DM, FRCPC, FRCP, MBA Allan Detsky MD PhD CM

The most UFC way to crack open a can Spinnin Backfist x.com/FullContactMTW…

Hundreds of people have swarmed Wasaga Beach to stunt race in their entry level vehicles. OPP have closed the town to local residents only. So I went to the Snapchat map and recorded all these idiots. Full video here: facebook.com/10000160772878… #WasagaBeach #h20i

Ladies... if your boyfriend believed 5G created Covid, tried to make you watch Plandemic, told you Adrenocrome was real, or said there was a satanic cult of Democrats running the world, it’s time to explore the single life.

This fake crowd on Boxing is stupid. Imagine going to school to be a sound engineer and you’re working the biggest event of your life, only to fade in and out the sounds of the crowd like some Netflix sitcom.

Imagine telling Mario Lopez as a kid that he would go on to be the most famous of actor from Saved By The Bell, and that one day that stardom would peak by announcing the Weedmaps commercial at a Mike Tyson fight.

Holy shit. Snoop Dogg

Adamson Barbecue... Now Serving Sheep.

“Let them eat cake.” - Marie Antoinette “Let them eat steak.” - John Cornyn

This just made me audibly laugh.

Imaging thinking a bubble lasts 12 years.

Yo Elon Musk.

This is what you learn at Harvard. Fucking muppets #fuckthesuits

Old men: “There are only two genders!” Also old men: “Put bigger tits on that bunny, and call that potato mister!”

Yo Herschel Supply, please tell me you’re gonna do some Star Wars masks.

Thanks Julie Dzerowicz for telling me that I “should really look into it more” on the two issues I asked you about today. Let me know when you’re coming by next time so my team can be more prepared for the discussion. ourcommons.ca/members/en/vot… aptnnews.ca/national-news/…

Every once in a while I will jump on Twitter and realize just how undereducated the general public are. All this technology on the fingertips of dumb people with shallow, petty convictions, with no purpose and little action or accountability.