So incredible you almost have to respect it

Shoutout to all the professors who assigned homework this week I hope your thanksgiving break SUCKS

okay so only rich people can have them?

Did anyone else have an assembly in elementary school where some dude tried to sell yo-yo’s or is that just me

Men if you’ve never experienced mansplaining before just go into any gun store, find the oldest employee there, and ask him about home defense

Not only did my test stress me out but Treyarch will not give me diamond on my LMG’s even tho they’re all gold. Don’t text

Disrupted any sense of continuity with TFA, as well as with the rest of the movies and TV shows. Rian Johnson has no respect for the lore that makes star wars so great (he said so himself), or for George Lucas’s vision.

the Thin Baja Blast Line represents our hard working Taco Bell workers who put their lives on the line every day serving us delicious gut-wrenching food, providing Baja Blast for the masses, and saying "no i do not know when potatoes are coming back" all for like $10/hour

Fun Fact: Juju Smith Schuster has more TikToks (95) than receiving yards in a game this season (93).

I’ve spent ten years warning about the erosion of representative democracy resulting from increasingly centralized power, but even I didn’t imagine a Congress that would be handed a 5,593-page bill at 1:46 p.m., vote on it at 7:35 p.m., and then brag about the good job they did.

Twitter can ban whomever it wants, but the company’s policy should be clear and consistent. If the president of the United States may be banned for inciting violence, then the same policy should apply to governments and officials everywhere.